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Just Kidding Not Really Though
Your mom was at my house slobbering me clean like a pussycat last night ..... J.K.N.R.T ... she was !
She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap