The name Cali means you are a poop head and you will die in a room filled with farts and you will one day not get engaged with a boy at least bye.
Her boyfriend:hey Cali got killed....in a room filled with farts.
Me:how did that happen?
Her boyfriend:ok....but
Me:but what?
Her boyfriend:will you go out with me?
Me:yes I always thought you were cute
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