Steven

A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.

"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it."

B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.

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