book smart

A disparaging term coined by people who are hood rats to make themselves feel better because they are not as smart as people who are highly educated.

Hoodrat: You're so book smart, you're still stupid.

Educated Person: That really hurts coming from a drug dealer living out of an abandoned apartment.

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calling uncle earl

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.