MarinaMail

A message that starts out cute and cuddly but quickly becomes so nauseating that gouging your eyes out with a fork becomes a real option

Omg I’ve just read a MarinaMail and I’ve had to electrocute my testicles to deflect the pain

Ehhh?!?

A particular type of verbal diarrhoea which swamps any conversation but may end up achieving world peace

Vix : did you hear that ehhh?!?
Sky : no, what was said?
Vix : Ffs, lol, corblimey guvnor, chim cherroo, ffs, alright geezer ffs, lol, what’s up J, lol, ffs

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FenFannyFun

A bum love so intense that it will redefine the remainder of your life.

Man, I had 10 minutes of FenFannyFun recently . My sphincter has melted and I haven’t been able to sit down for a month