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Bingoid

A small creature that chooses a human prey and follows them for years, pretending to be a plush toy. It radiates gasses that cause the human to get mentally attached to it and believe it's lies, eventually developing a serious mental illness.
People who carry this plushie will always call it "Bingoid" so it will be easy to identify and burn the creature into ash.
After a few years of living with their human, a bingoid will decide their human has grown enough and consume them while they sleep. This long process is called bingoid meat farming.

person 1: Look at my beautiful plushie, I call it Bingoid.
person 2: OH NO, WE NEED TO BURN IT IMMEDIATELY!

by DanisonCZ October 31, 2021

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Friez

A person was wanted to have a definition on urban dictionary.

Friez really wants this definition

by DanisonCZ September 22, 2019