gorp

Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*

zaplook

A Stupid Fictional Search Engine Used in Nickelodeon Shows Like iCarly or Victorious. Looks so much like Google there is even a fake search engine page called Zaplook to imitate Google in its earlier years.

Carly Caught Freddy Zaplooking Up Porn One Night, and Decided To End His Search With a Nice ZapBlowjob, Which ended in a Zaplaskan Firedragon. (Both of These Terms are Similar to the UD Definitions of the Alaskan Firedragan and the Blowjob )

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Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.

Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.

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