Father

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

Father

1.) The man who also gave you life

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes over 15 years ago

1.)Oh I really love my father! He's always at every ballgame of mine!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he's getting some camel's

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