Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.

Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.

Orange

The BAIN of poets. The word that is unable to rhyme with anything without forcing it.

Roses are red
I like orange
... Porridge?
Door hinge?
Frick.

Homophobia

The fear of gay people.

Son: Mom, dad, I am gay
Dad: Ok
Mom: AHHHHHHHHHH! IMA SCARED!
Son: Relax, it was only for a video
Mom: I'm scared of gay people, don't do that. I have a huge case of Homophobia

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dumbass

When one's ass is dumb, acting dumb, or is absent of a brain. To anyone with a ass absent of a brain, get in touch with your doctor for a transplant.

Guy 1: Man, you have a dumbass
Guy 2: Hey, just because my ass gets worse grades than your ass does not make it dumb!

Guy 2's ass: I love Dream so much!
Guy 2: Damn it my ass is a dumbass.