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a sandwich that you can order at any restaurant... even if you're not a member of the club!
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it." --Mitch Hedberg
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The Jewish way to hyphy and go dumb
We get chaiphy and go dumb in synagogue with four cups of Manischewitz wine.
An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.
How would you react if I hypothetically ran over your dog while driving home?
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He died for our sins, you gotta believe us.
Coined by Dana Marschz in his production of Hamlet 2.
Rock me, rock me, rock me, sexy Jesus.
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Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.
Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.
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Because of Heath Ledger's stunning ability to perform, his name has become a phrase that can virtually mean anything. It's like "smurf" and "hella". Use it for flavoring your sentences.
Sam: Can you Heath Ledger pass the roast beef?
Rachel: Here you go.
Sam: Heath Ledger.
Rachel: How does it taste?
Sam: It's Heath Ledger good.
Rachel: Are you going to say Heath Ledger in every sentence from now on?
Sam: You Heath Ledger I am.
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A fruit that seems better off as a vegetable
Tomatoes, cucumbers, and eggplants are all examples of vuits.
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