Thomas

A Thomas is someone who appears as a very likeable and nice colleague at first sight. In reality he or she only pretends to be likeable and nice hoping that he or she will be able to dig up dirt on you which he or she can report to his superiors at work. A Thomas does this hoping that he will be able cash in his snitching credits in the future, for example when applying for a higher position.

- ''You're in no way qualified for that position!'' I know Danny, but maybe I can Thomas my way in...
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*

Turncoat Thomas

A Turncoat Thomas is someone who pretends to be a likeable guy, hoping that people will open up to him and let him in on their secrets. A Turncoat Thomas will then use these secrets for his own benefit, for example by stealing your girlfriend or sucking up to his superiors at work by betraying his co workers.

- “I got fired today for coming in late but nobody noticed...! That f***king Turncoat Thomas betrayed me!” “Well, you shouldn’t have told Thomas, Danny...”

“I’m sorry but I am dumping you Danny, Turncoat Thomas sent me a DM on Facebook and told me all about what you guys did last weekend! You **shole! And yes, I am going on a date with Turncoat Thomas this weekend...”