Brave

Whilst sitting in London Gatwick's North Terminal McDonalds, being surrounded by Black people then accidently shouting "Oh fucking niggers".

Wilson was exceptionally lucky to make it back to Inverness after shouting "niggers" infront of 30 Black People... Call it stupidity if you must... I call it brave!

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Wooden Soldiers

A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.

Also known as "wuuden soljaz"

Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers

"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"

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Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

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Political whore

The kind of arsehole you find in your Modern Studies class who is purposely there to piss you off. The kind that argues just so his views seem superior, the kind that makes up figures just so he looks cool... even tho we know he's a douche bag.

Symptoms include:
Middle Class Syndrome
Ignorance
Arrogant
General Retardedness

Wow, K just told a whole load of bullshit figures, went off tangent and completely killed anyone who was interested in the Politics of Kenya (no one). What a Political Whore...

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Cruelty

1) See a nervous wreck on a plane, suggesting how bad she is at flying then being mean enough to walk past and say "Holy shit dude, did you smell the pilots breathe? Fuck... he's DRUNK".

2) Strapping a bomb to the back of a wheelchair and shouting "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Me and Wilson were cruel bastards whilst in Turkey.

Ffs, so hard to fit Cruelty into a sentence...

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Knight Online

Commonly known as KO, results in mental retardedness, supioriorly pissed off mood swings, a burning desire to kill the Turkish nation.

Sideeffects:
May Quit school
May have no life/friends
May never leave home
May kill yourself
...May kill your parents for touching internet switch ^_^ (I did, best move I ever made!)

Man I fucking hate Knight Online and them Turkish bastards but I feel I must play and regain my lvl 80 character which was stolen by several Turks, 3 times over!

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Falah

ÝáÇÍ Arabic for 'Success'

I'm so Falah. It makes you cry to see me smoke $100 which I could use give your mum to get her off food stamps...my bad

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