soccer

1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby

Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.

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