mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

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rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

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