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the male form of masturbation
he got collared poundin the puddin by his mum! nightmare!
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When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"
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often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!
Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!
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Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.
"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"
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the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.
the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.
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The term "Norty horti" derives from two abbrevieated and somewhat altered words due to modern slang/shorthand: the first word (Norty) being "Naughty" and the second (horti) being "Horticulture" put simply... naughty horticulture is to cultivate (grow) an illegal plant (most likely marajuana)
he got nicked, i hear he was involved in a bit of norty horti!
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A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp
I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!
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