ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

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caught in a lue

The period of time when two individuals are infectiously love smitten for one another.

"Hey Mackenzie, have you seen Annie today?"
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."

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Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

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Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

Fullbody

A person who is certainly not skinny, but definitely isn't fat.

A full-bodied individual blurs the lines of the average body

OMG you wouldn't believe the fullbody babe i met last night. She's all of the good, none of the bad.

Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

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