Genital Public

Slang for the "general public". Because most of the general public are dicks

I don't really care for the mainstream ideas, I'm not a member of the Genital Public.

Brainsack

Male testicles

All he ever does is think with his brainsack

Kanyaniac

Any douche who has more than he deserves, yet walks around bitching about how bad things are for him, like Kanye West

John is such a Kanyaniac. Dude has a nice house, nice wife, makes lots of money and still complains about how shitty things are for him

Assroot

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

Blackuuming

When you're too poor to afford a vacuum cleaner so you have to sweep your carpets clean

"Bob is so poor I saw him blackuuming his carpets the other day"

Beergina

When a woman has enough yeast down there to brew a batch

Holy hell, stay away from Tiffany, she's got a beergina