Sushi confusion

Sushi confusion is when you go into a really nice sushi restaurant and the sushi chef cannot get your order correct. The chef keeps trying to give you the incorrect roll

Hey Bill this sushi place has major sushi confusion because they can never get my order correct. They keep bringing me the wrong roll

Gary-t-fag

a friend that you really do not like and really think he is a fag.

hey Tim, why are you gary-t-faging it? you must be gay!

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Sushi Squirts

A real nasty form of diahhroea - Sushi Squirts is the act of eating great Sushi with friends then going home to only start feeling your stomach turning over thus moving full circle into the Sushi Squirts, (resembles food poising) Squirting out all that great Sushi and even rice, you know it is rice as it exits it tickles your ass.. Resembles the Shits, Diahria, Hurshy Squirts and so on.

Hey Gary, we had lunch at the best Sushi place today. Later that evening while out dancing the food gave me the Sushi Squirts as i tried to fart and a load of runny shit came out instead. I had to go home and squirted for hours.

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