pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press

Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.

coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.

We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.

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homework orgasm

When you write a paper single spaced that’s supposed to be double spaced, and you change it to double spaced and see it meet the page requirement.

“I got such a great homework orgasm when I changed it to double spaced and met the 5 page requirement!”

lil squinty

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.

He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.