Huntsville Hockshot

When a man pulls out, nuts on the inner thigh of the woman, then proceeds to use his penis as a hockey stick to hit it back in her vagina.

"We're trying to have a baby, but I forgot and pulled out so I had to do the Huntsville Hockshot to try and salvage the situation."

Las Vegas Elvis

A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.

"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."