Lazy-boii

A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name

"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."

Laxidaisical

1. The state of being when so high you see Exlax in daisies
2. (slang) term for attitude inclined towards being lazy all day

"Dude, that purple dragon is, like, laxidaisical!"
"he's just one laxidaisical guy, man... doesn't even lift a finger to dial the phone man!"