Caucasian Cocktail

When you ask a white girl where they’re from and they proceed to answer with an unruly amount of European countries and percentages.

Hey Lindsay, Where did you say your parents are from again?
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”