An ex-girlfriend that exhibits signs of clinging, late night drivebys, rumor-spreading.
As Sarah would say, "That chick is a full bag of crazy!".
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An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.
That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.
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The elite of Portland strippers. Walks in, tears up the joint, and leaves with dollar bills flying everywhere. Men and women are genuinely intrigued by Dark Star. She is a mystery. Mango style.
I was so bummed when Dark Star left. And broke.
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When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
When you sneeze and bust a nutt
Man me and my girl were gettin it in and then I sneezed and nutted on her back! Hence the combo word snutt
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