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clinging

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.

" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "

by suckmyfingers69 February 1, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023

270๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cling

A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.

Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.

"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"

by Based Fiend July 26, 2022

274๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


clings

Grip, Stick, Hug, Adhere, Hang, Fit Tightly, Clutch

the love that clings to your heart

by umar iftikhar July 15, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


cling on

little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.

I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.

by wharf May 7, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


cling-on

1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
A term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.

dave is a cling-on. Get him away from me

by sunscreen June 23, 2005

64๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


clinge

The female genitalia. Also known as a pussy, vagina or snatch.

I'm going to get me some clinge!

I'm going to get me some pussy!

by Lee Stacey May 23, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž