erbility

Erbility (pronounced er'biliti) is a Chinglish noun, means ability of being a jerk or douchebag. Er means two, and bi (pronounced bee) means pussy or cunt in Chinese. But when they are combined, erbi (pronounced 'erbee), it means very stupid and retarded. Now just like niubility or zhuangbility, Chinese started to say erbility for fun, in order to make the word more sounds like an English.

A: Hey, do u think Huang Xiaoming is erbi?
B: Yea, for sure! He's full of erbility and zhuangbility, especially when he pronounced "not at all" lol!!!!!!

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Yummantic

Composition of Yummy and Romantic. Can be used when you are eating a very yummy food during a very romantic moment. This word just suddenly came out of my mind when I just saw a picture of a bunch of roses made of chocolates.

During a Valentine's Day, a boy gave his girlfriend a bunch of roses made of hundreds-dollars delicious Belgian chocolates!
Boy: I love you and happy Valentine's Day!
Girl: Oh sweetheart, this is so yummantic! I love you too!