Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

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DISGUSTANG

The word your mom says when she finds you peeing in the sink or finds your poop sock.

Mom:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MY CHILD

Child: umm... that's my poop so-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!
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Mom: Hello my child im ho- WHAT THE FUCK!!!

*catches son peeing in sink*

Child: I can explai-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!

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Math

People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"

Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.

It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Natsuki

When your dad beats you

"My dad Natsuki'd me hard yesterday!"

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Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

fortnite noob

People who kiss their dads on the mouth

"DAMN IT!!! A FORTNITE NOOB JUST KILLED ME!!!!"

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