Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

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Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

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Pablo

My Kachigga that lived in a third world country near Mexico and got shot by boarder patrol when attempting to illegally cross the boarder.

Me: Yo Nigga, lets cross the boarder illegally and get out of this shithole

Pablo: ok Nigga

*crosses boarder, Pablo gets shot by boarder patrol*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

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Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.

"Another One! JEEZ!"

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

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DISGUSTANG

The word your mom says when she finds you peeing in the sink or finds your poop sock.

Mom:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MY CHILD

Child: umm... that's my poop so-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!
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Mom: Hello my child im ho- WHAT THE FUCK!!!

*catches son peeing in sink*

Child: I can explai-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!

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Math

People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"