Girlfriend

1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!

2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.

3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.

4. The most expensive thing a man can get.

1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!

2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!

3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!

4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.

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