Pwned

To do an impressive comeback on someone when they tried to bully you around.

A goth is walking in school minding her own business, and a prep blocks her way and she starts to mess with her.
Preppy: "umm, lyk why do you have all that wierd stuff on"
Goth: "uh, well because i can, why?"
Preppy: "lyke i hope you dont think it lyke will get you popularrr, because lyke, it doesnt.. it just makes you lyke wierd.. so lyke yeah.."
*goth rolls her eyes and tries to continue walking*
*preppy gets back in goths way*
Preppy: "umm, lyke you need to lyke apologyze for lyke rolling your eyes at me. lyke you cant lyke do that to me, im lyke the most popular girl lyke in this school"
*goth gets close to preppys face*
Goth: *talks a little louder than before* "Umm, you know what really needs to be done. you need to like, learn like, proper english, LIKE!! Fucking queer. you shouldnt even be in the 10th grade english!!"
*goth shoves preppy*
Preppy: "umm lyke i lyke told you lyke im lyke popular for you to lyke shove me"
Goth: "ugh... ok fuck this"
*pulls down preppys mini skirt and reveals thong, also letting out the rotten smell from preppys coochie*
Goth: "i wonder how popular you feel now that everyone knows you dont take showers"
nearby person: "OWNED!"

preppy's life is ruined from being pwned by someone she thought she was better than

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