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A condition that affects middle aged men who live in there grandmothers basement and has to ask permission to borrow the car. Suffers from mild to severe mental illness. Is a leader of men...who's I.Q. is in the range of 67-74.
I saw a fat 42 year old man driving down my street. He was screaming incoherently to himself while looking at his phone. It was later revealed to me that he suffers from Elpresador
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(n) 1. inferior/disposable fuck buddy; not to be used more than 3 times within 12 consecutive months. "Break Glass only during Emergency".2. Like drinking coffee after brushing your teeth, they taste foul, don't ever vacuum a spank ho's carpet. 3. Co-dependent and generally lacking self-respect, a spank ho will latch on to you tighter than a bear trap so exercise extreme caution when "walking through the forest". 4. Someone YOU WOULD kick out of bed for eating crackers.
"Broke up with my girl, Fuck-buddy has a man now, Gotta find me a spank ho!!!"
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