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Dick Breath

When you suck dick for over 4 and 1/2 hours straight without brushing your teeth.

Bobby: “Karen your breath smells bad!!”

Karen: “What does it smell like?”

Bobby: “......”

Karen: “Well??”

Bobby: “KAREN YOU FUCKING DIRTY SLUT IT SMELLS LIKE DICK BREATH!!! GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH FOR ONCE!! DAMN!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly July 1, 2018

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KIRTLAND

very hot sexy dilf of a man. butter king.

yo, Kirtland though?? YEAH BRO.

by DarkHumoredLilly May 28, 2021


Birdo

Like doggo, but for birds.

Example 1: “That’s one cute birdo you got there, Bill.”

Example 2: “That birdo got into the trash again!!”

Example 3: “GOD DAMN YOU BIRDO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LIL’ BITCH!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly June 25, 2018

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DILLIGAF

This word means “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK???”

Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, who’s playing video games)
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)

Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly June 2, 2018

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Dick Cheese

When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.

Kim: “I smell something....weird..”

Bob: “What does it smell like??”

Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”

Bob : “........”

Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*

Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”

Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”

Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”

Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”

Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”

Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”

Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”

Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018

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