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very hot sexy dilf of a man. butter king.
yo, Kirtland though?? YEAH BRO.
When you suck dick for over 4 and 1/2 hours straight without brushing your teeth.
Bobby: âKaren your breath smells bad!!â
Karen: âWhat does it smell like?â
Bobby: â......â
Karen: âWell??â
Bobby: âKAREN YOU FUCKING DIRTY SLUT IT SMELLS LIKE DICK BREATH!!! GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH FOR ONCE!! DAMN!!â
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Example 1: âThatâs one cute birdo you got there, Bill.â
Example 2: âThat birdo got into the trash again!!â
Example 3: âGOD DAMN YOU BIRDO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LILâ BITCH!!â
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This word means âDOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK???â
Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, whoâs playing video games)
Becky: âTodd, I have important news!!â
Todd: (silent)
Becky: âIâm pregnant!!â
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: âGOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!â
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When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: âI smell something....weird..â
Bob: âWhat does it smell like??â
Kim: âI donât really know...itâs like a weird cheesy smell or something....â
Bob : â........â
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: âJEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!â
Kim: âDONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!â
Bob: âThe rat from that disney movie?â
Kim: âYEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....â
Bob: âItâs on the tip of my tongue...I think itâs Ralph??â
Kim: âNo not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-â
Bob: *cuts Kim off* âRatatouille?â
Kim: âYEAH...THATS IT.....thatâs a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!â
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