Cerebral Ballzy

A crappy free-form rock band about as good as your overly-average garage band. Promoted way too generously by Cartoon Network's late night lineup: Adult Swim.

Bandie #1: "Hey, lets add a bunch of 'fuck, shit and damn' to our songs. Immature teenage punks who don't understand how good they have it will love our music!"

Bandie #2: "That's a great idea! And while we're at it, let's sing the songs so fast, you'd have to be high to pick up on half of the lyrics."

Bandie #3: "Oh, and we should name our band 'Cerebral Ballzy' so we can show society how badass we are."

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