Tommen

To tommen something is to ejaculate semen onto something.

Semen 2.

"Ah fuck! I just tommened my couch!"

hedgeheg

the more cooler version of 'hedgehog'. it is a term for all cool hedgehegs ever, predominantly containing:

Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

and more that definitely exist. all hedgehegs hate fagots like Kevin Robinson from School and khaoskid663

dude1: have you heard of coldsteel the hedgeheg?
dude2: What the fuck is that?
dude1: kill yourself