revolution

The answer to wordgovernment/word. Also a wonderful excuse to rob a shitload of rich people.

Revolutions are so much fun.

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Patriot Act

Our country's fucking death knell.

The Americans are pissed off because their rights were taken away and their Constitution torn apart by the Patriot Act.

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horror

Catching your parents having sex.

"Hmm hm hm hm hm, hey Ma, can you--OH MY GOD! MOM--DAD--DOING IT--MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

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Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

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super nintendo

A 16-bit system that superficial idiots who only play GTA3 make fun of. A wonderful boredom-killer.

I pimpslapped Bowser in Super Mario World on my Super Nintendo. ^.^

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Chun Li

A character from the Street Fighter video games. Crazy-ass kung fu bitch whose sole purpose in life is to stick her size 9 boot far up M. Bison's ass.

And so the Lord said unto thee: "Chun Li! Thou shalt lay the royal smackdown on M. Bison's bitch ass." And Chun Li did beat the shit out of M. Bison, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
Chun Li 3:16

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Link

My fucking hero.

What? Link bitchslapped Ganondorf for the umpteenth time today? KEG PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!

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