teenage mutant ninja turtles

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.

Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.

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education

Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.

We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.

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George Orwell

A fucking psychic.

George Orwell's book "1984" successfully predicted the state of the world today. If there's hope, it lies in the proles.

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guinea pig

A larger version of a wordhamster/word. Goes good with barbecue sauce.

I just fried me up a guinea pig the other day, and it was damn good! They oughta sell these things at KFC...

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Mudblood

The dumbest fucking insult ever to be conjured up.

Harry Potter pimpslapped Draco Malfoy for being a retard after Malfoy called his bitch a mudblood.

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separation of church and state

An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.

We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.

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penny

Name of that stupid blonde girl from the Inspector Gadget cartoons who gets kidnapped every single damn day. Her dog, Brain, always seems to come to her rescue. The lucky bitch is also the proud owner of a tablet PC, disguised as an encyclopedia.

My theory is that Penny secretly fucks the dog, but doesn't want to let her uncle--her dog's boyfriend--know about it. She's not a fan of incestual threesomes.

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