Adam Sandler

The funniest man alive. Movies include Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Click, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, etc.

Guy: Dude, did you see Big Daddy yesterday?

Other guy: Yeah! It's funny when Adam Sandler teaches the kid to piss and buildings and wipe his own ass!

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Slim Shady

Eminem's (former) alter-ego, until he got clean like 2 years ago, now he's coming up with some pretty shitty songs. He was better before he got clean.

Me: What's your favorite song by Eminem?

Other guy: Not Afraid. That shit is AWESOME!

Me: Fuck you. Stan is WAAAAAY better. I miss the Slim Shady days.

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