Daniel-san

A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.

Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.

Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!

Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.

Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!

Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?

Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!

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