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Something that a guy named taaseen would say, using really bad roasts which are even funny or makes sense
He's also a fat cunt.
Guy 1: "You really upset me about what you said about my dog, why would you say that taaseen
Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"
Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.
5 seconds later
Guy 1: "Alright?"
Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"
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An uncommon surname, it is described as someone who doesn't know anything about computers.
Student: You seen that new IT teacher?
Student 2: Yea, she's such a Pourjam
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To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.
Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.
Guy 3: What the fuck man?
The surname given to a fat piece of shit.
Yea, you were expecting more weren't you?
Friend of Trabelsi: Hey man what's your surname again? I'm doing a project for surnames in school and I thought your surname would be most suitable.
Trabelsi *Loads of food down his throat* "Twabelwlsi"
Friend of Trabelsi: You fat little cunt.
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The definition of the word "taaseen" is a name used for someone who wants to talk to friends online but gets denied, and in a result, starts begging, still getting denied again, this usually happens anywhere e.g. online playing videos, at school talking.
Friend of taaseen: Hey Taaseen
Taaseen: Hey man wanna play a video game?
Friend of taaseen: Sorry man, had a rough day, my dog died.
Taaseen: Please man I really want to play with you.
The friend runs away crying.
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