Remakequel

A portmanteau of Remake and Sequel, in which either a film is remade to retell much the same story, but the events of the original have already occurred (e.g. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland) or in which a sequel is released which follows the story of the first again (e.g. Evil Dead 2)

"Evil Dead 2 is a remakequel because it starts when the first did, and tells the same story again, it just keeps going"

Dumbpiphany

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is because you're talking to an idiot.

"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's Religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus"
"Possibly, but... wait, what? You... Ohhhhhhhhh, I just had a Dumbpiphany"

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drunk by proxy

Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.

Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.

Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff

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