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road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 16, 2017


Electric lemonade

When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.

I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.

by Darkclam May 25, 2019


Electric lemonade

When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.

I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.

by Darkclam May 25, 2019