Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

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Stinger

A fart that sounds like a hornet buzzing for a second. It is known for it's acidic, properties and slight burning sensation upon evacuation, hence it's name.

Dude: Why are you buying wasp spray?
Gobbo: My girl put her ass in by face, and blew a stinger.