Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

The Harambe

When you dress yur wife or gf up in a gorilla outfit and put them in a crib. Your then paint your dick like a banana and proceed to shoot your load in her face when she climbs out and gets to close.

My wife has been looking for a new face cream. I decided it was time to try out the harambe so that she could rub my load into her face.

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