dictatorshit

An expression used to describe futile orders and rules, usually in the workplace. These are decided via the employers. And the ideas that from are behind the dictatorship are pointless, idiotic, very illogical and unreasonable. Dictatorshits can also be lead by parental figures that think they know best, when they haven't a fucking clue. Not forgetting dominant friends or your partner/ex partner.

Boss:"Larkin, get those invoices done by Thursday, organise a staff meeting to discuss productivity and clean up the toilets when you are done".

Larkin: "What? Clean the toilets boss!"

Boss: "Just get on with it, don't question my authority! If you wish to, a meeting can be arranged if you have a problem, do I make myself clear?"

Larkin: "Fuck this dictatorshit, I am out of here!"

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Clutterosphere

An environment (home, work, friends house) that is totally filled full of crap, and highly disorganised. In a Clutterosphere, you can usually put something down somewhere and it disappears. Sometimes, never to be found. A lot like the Bermuda Triangle. Stuff Avalanches occur quite often in the Clutterosphere too and are quite commonplace.

Old, retired people, or tramps in run down areas like slums usually live within a Clutterosphere environment. Student's and young people like kids often live in them too. A Clutterosphere can also be unsanitary and dangerous to your health, especially if said party can't comprehend the concept of tidying up and keeping things clean.

"Damn this spare room and its clutterosphere. I can't find my shit for work, or find shit all in here dammit!"

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Antwacky

Something that is old fashioned and out of date, eg. house decor or clothing (scouse origin)

Our kids pad is really antwacky

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