Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.

Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?

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