cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!