Bill deBlasio

when you troll the assisted livings and nursing home personnel by shipping their patients back to an assisted living or nursing home while infected with an infectious disease

Jack: hey bro did you hear washingtons mayor pulled a Bill deBlasio by shipping those infected elderly patients back into the nursing homes?
John: yeah man my grandma was in one of the hit nursing homes

pyrocynical

pyrocynical is a bitch ass motherfucker. he gave me a fucking splinter so i could step on it and now i gotta use fucking tweezers to get the little shit out.

you hear about pyrocynical?-my name jeff

THAT BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKED UP MY LEG. IM GONNA TEAR HIS GODDAMN ASSHOLE OUT AND FUCKING DEVOUR IT-methhead

harry potter

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Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

Police

The guys who protect you and your fellow citizens, and enforce law and order. Some are corrupt, and some are bigoted, and most of them are arrested. Some aren't, just as some criminals aren't, which is sickening. For the most part they're alright. Some want them abolished, although they have a fetish for being slaughtered by serial killers

Larry: "The police should be fucking abolished. You hear what they did to George Floyd? Fucking inhumane"
Nick: "Really, out of the countless officers that risk their life to save you? You're a dumbass. If they abolished them, either gangs or a foreign power would slaughter us!"

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Kanye West

Your future president, Americans.

That little shit will beat trumps and joe bidens ass
KANYE 2020

Jill: why the fuck is kanye west running for president
Joe Biden: hEs tRyInG tO sTeAl bLaCk vOtEs fRoM tHe DeMoCrAtS
Joan: shut up racist

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