An amazing friend with a very confusing and secretive personal life. He is caring and mysterious but he can stand for any amount of crazy that you can give. Not the smartest in the bunch, but he makes up for it in wit, tolerance, and life of the partyness.
He's such a morcillio
Man, did you see that guy lat night, he was such a morcillio
A blow job while the person giving oral has a mouth full of chip dip.
Yo, that chick gives the best sloppy dallas.