Asshorn

A person that has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity of clearly noticable when they enter the room ... Kind of like blowing a horn announcing their assness.

Wow, my neighbor is a fucking asshorn! But, I would like to donkey punch his daughter.

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nanonut syndrome

When ones testicles have shrunk to levels that are difficult to measure. Most often, this condition is caused by being whipped into submission and abused repeatedly by heartless a member of the opposite sex. The infected party usually dishes out all monetary earnings to help support worthless causes. In extreme cases, eunuchs have more balls than someone with nanonut syndrome.

Vito, your nuts have practically disappeared. Nanonut syndrome is recoverable, but you have to grow a sack again. You can start by donkey punching her.

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