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Erell

Erell is a woman for the people, relentlessly smothering those around her with sweetness and affection. She exudes spunk on levels unheard of. Those lucky enough to find themselves in her presence will find that the symptoms soon to follow include irrepressible smiles, feelings of elation and an overall brighter day. If making people's days was a sport, Erell would be world champion. No party is complete without Erell, but don't expect her to be there on time. Despite her flaws (of which there are none), you can always count on her to speak her mind and communicate effectively no matter how big of a wall you put up. Adoration is the only acceptable attitude towards a person such as this. As the old adage goes: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never fully capture the spirit of such an amazing person as Erell. 👾

Dealer: You want some heroin?
"no thanks, I just saw Erell, couldn't be happier."

by DarthJackBlack January 1, 2024