Deltora Quest

A sick series of 8 books revolving around a fanticised world called deltora that is uner attack form the evil shaddow lord. Leif, Barda, and Jasmine must save the world DUN DUN DUN. Disclaimer: all of the books but the original 8 suck. so there. NO ONE MUST READ DELTORA DRAGONS OR ANYTHING STUPID LIKE THAT. Also, this book was written at a fourth grade level.

Awesome pimp ass guy: Yo, i just read deltora quest for the 50th time. IT's soo pimp!! Lolz!
Retard: Wot the hell that dude??
Awsome pimp ass guy: The best book ever!! DUN DUN DUN.
Retard: Woooow. Doesn't sound that good.
Awesome pimp ass guy: Yah, that's cuz ur a retard

8👍 21👎

Bitch Slap

Any slap in which the palm of the hand is used, as opposed to a pimp slap.

Yo, i wuz gonna bitch slap that fool, but then i realized, wouldn't it be better to just skrew their girlfriend.

12👍 18👎