Hilaria

When something really hilarious happens, it leaves you in the state of hilaria.

When Jake tried to light his fart on fire and shit on his hand instead, I was in a state of hilaria for at least three hours.

was not published

A phrase commonly seen when receiving a verification e-mail from Urban Dictionary. It sucks so bad because you never, ever have any idea why they didn't publish it because they never, ever give you reasons why.

Receives e-mail from UD: "Your definition was not published."

You: "WHY??!?!"

E-mail says: "You can choose to sign up as editor for Urban Dictionary."

You: "NO!!! I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T PUBLISH MY DEFINITION!"

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rave kids

Rave kids are typically between the age of 14-23. They are those "kids" that want nothing more out of life than to go to every live jam/electronic show/festival possible. They most likely live with their parents, have a low-end job (making just enough money to buy tickets to these shows) and do unheard of amounts of drugs. Their typical attire is: overpriced hat containing ridiculous amounts of overpriced pins relating to drugs and/or bands, oddly grown beards (also known as "festy beards), latest t-shirt from their latest show or festival they've been too, hemp necklace and khaki shorts or pants. As long as they can hitch a ride to a show, pay for a ticket, and get completely messed up on drugs, they are happy. If they do manage to sell enough drugs or save up enough money to move out of their parent's house, it's most likely they will be moving to Colorado with friends so they can be closer to the shows. You're only "cool" to them if you also embrace this ridiculous lifestyle. If not, they want nothing to do with you. These kids are also known as "neo-hippies".

Rave kid 1: Man, I only got $10 for gas for you to give me a ride to this show. But, I got some dank!

Rave kid 2: It's whatever man. We can do dabs on the way there!

Rave kid 1: My mom called us rave kids before we left, what does that mean?

Rave kid 2: I dunno. Hurry up and get in! The guy who is selling pins 2 for $40 isn't going to be there long!

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nier

It's the way white people spell "nigger" or "nigga" without actually spelling/saying it to avoid negative attention from African Americans.

(Status update on Facebook): "I'm gettin' crunk tonight, nier!"

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nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior

Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*

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rage quit

To rage quit means to quit a game before the match is done. Mostly seen/heard of in first-person shooter games. People who rage quit are those people who play legitimately and can no longer take being killed by a lag switcher, camper or nolifer (one who does NOTHING else but play video games). Rage quitting also saves you from possibly throwing your controller and breaking it or yelling at the top of your lungs. Rage quitting is always the better option, especially if you're losing, because if you rage quit a match before it's over, you get a loss on your record. So rage quitting in a match that you know you're going to lose isn't necessarily a bad idea.

Nolifer: *kills the rage quitter 10 times before he can even kill anyone*

Rage quitter: GOD DAMN IT! FUCK THIS! THAT GUY IS MUST HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER AND DOES NOTHING ELSE BUT PLAY THIS GAME! I'M OUTTA HERE!

*Rage Quit*

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Pop mollys

Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.

Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.

Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!

Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?

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